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Huxley Beagle's Restaurant Reviews

San Francisco, the Bay Area, California

Huxley loves nothing better than eating out with his pack. His humans like every restaurant and bar on this list, but the ratings are Hux's, according to how comfortable he is and whether, if he's lucky, he gets a nibble too. Huxley's taste in wine is no less reliable for being based entirely on chewing on the cork.

San Francisco

Mission District, Noe Valley, Bernal Heights

Bone Esperpento (22nd St. at Valencia). This once-reliable sister restaurant to Picaro hasn't had outside tables for a while and is in danger of losing their last bone. But we spotted the outside tables again a few days ago, so there's hope.
BoneBone Garçon (Valencia & 22nd). This neighborhood French restaurant has several sidewalk tables and friendly staff always ready to serve you there. Though there are no heaters, partitions moderate the evening breeze. Huxley even got a lamb bone here once!
BoneBone Joey and Eddie's Pescheria (Church St. at 29th St.). A cozy, heated front porch and waiters endlessly patient with Hux's tangled leash make for a great night out every time. There are always dogs passing by on Church Street to greet. If this place has a drawback, it's that the delicious-smelling fish doesn't have the kind of bones that Huxley gets to have.
BoneBone Last Supper Club (Valencia at 23rd). Ever-hopeful Huxley covets the steak and eggs served at brunch. Umbrellas keep the sun out of eyes tired from the night before, and the staff always brings water.
BoneBone Le Zinc (24th St. between Noe and Castro). Sit out front to watch the street, just like a Parisian tourist, or in back under the heat lamp. Huxley particularly likes the corks from the well-chosen list of French reds.
BoneBone Mitchell's Ice Cream (San Jose Avenue at 29th Street). Nothing is better than a visit to San Francisco's finest ice creamery, always mobbed with friendly humans and dogs, a chance to slurp up fallen ice cream off the sidewalk while the humans relax on the benches outside, and, if Huxley is lucky, the end of a cone.
Bone Noe's Bar (24th St. @ Church St.). Just what you need after a hike to Las Papas: a couple of tables with umbrellas, draft beer, and all of Noe Valley going by. Hux heard he could go inside; he hasn't tried yet, but if it's true another bone is sure to follow.
BoneBone Picaro (16th St. between Valencia & Guerrero). Something about this taperia makes the humans generous. Huxley has been known to get a whole cantimpalito (a snack-sized chorizo), usually when the humans get near the bottom of a bottle of Spanish red -- a delicious cork at a reasonable price. Tables are protected by a little fence and the neighborhood is always interesting to watch.
Bone 1/2 Vino Rosso (Cortland Avenue, Bernal Heights). There's only a bench outside, which means only glasses of wine for the humans and no corks for Huxley, but the water bowl is very welcome after hiking around Bernal Heights and there are always friendly human and canine passers-by. Other humans have been seen eating outside as well as drinking, so this place's star is on the rise.


Downtown: Financial District, North Beach, Union Square, Tenderloin

Bone A La Turca (Geary St. at Larkin). Delicious Turkish food at reasonable prices, and sidewalk seating in a neighborhood where it's rare.
BoneBone B44, Belden Taverna, Brindisi, Cafe Bastille, Plouf (Belden Place). All of the many restaurants on Belden Place have covered outdoor seating and heaters. Huxley usually sits at one of the tables farthest from the restaurants (and the heaters) where there's more room to sniff around. Two bones for the reliability of all these restaurants as a group; one of them is bound to be open at almost any time. Cafe Bastille has been open for weekend lunches when the others were not. The humans like the tapas at B44 and the mussels at Plouf best, but Huxley is most interested in Cafe Bastille's aromatic andouillette.
BoneBoneBone Cafe Claude (Claude Lane). Huxley will never forget his first visit to this outpost of traditional French cooking, when a kind waiter treated him to the remains of someone's charcuterie plate, boiled chicken left over from making stock, extra hamburger from a steak tartare, and even a lick of the steak tartare mixing bowl. The humans were so jealous. Excellent corks as well.
Bone The Crepe House (Post & Taylor). What's not to like about breakfast with a cheery tiki god?
Bone Emporio Rulli (Union Square). During Huxley's stay downtown in 2006, this was the place to enjoy an early continental breakfast and watch Union Square wake up.
BoneBone Giordano Bros. (Columbus at Broadway). The outside tables here aren't quite as comfy as at SF Brewing Company, but the fries that regularly fall out of the overstuffed sandwiches more than make up for it.
Bone Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store (Washington Square). Hux has never actually had one of Mario's meatball sandwiches, but the smell keeps him coming back just in case. The outside service is a little slow, but that's just perfect for relaxing and enjoying this interesting corner location with lots of people and dogs to greet as they walk past.
BoneBone San Francisco Brewing Company (Columbus at Pacific). The humans seem to think better of the beer than the food here, but there's no better place for a dog, or a human, to watch the world go by than one of the tables tucked in around the main entrance.
BoneBone Wine (Embarcadero Two). Hux prizes this place not for the corks -- the humans tend to have glasses here, not bottles -- but for actually having been allowed inside a couple of times before there was sidewalk seating. Now there is, and it's perfect for a snort or three as early as ten and as late as midnight.


South of Market

BoneBone The Butler and the Chef (South Park). Hux fits right in with the strict French ambiance. The kindly chef, who's been known to bring out a dog treat, and all of the other dogs visiting the park made this his favorite lunch stop back when he worked in this neighborhood.
BoneBone South Park Cafe (South Park). The nicest place Huxley knows of to watch humans eat dinner South of Market. It's not far from his old office, there are dogs in the park in the evening, too, and he usually gets a cork.
Bone Zebulon (Natoma near 2nd St.). That guy at the other end of the leash sometimes seems awfully relaxed here for a weekday lunch. Yes, there's beer as well as sandwiches. There's not really much here to interest Huxley, but it's a welcome oasis in this neighborhood.


Around town

BoneBone Frjtz (Hayes Valley). All we've ever had here is beer and fries -- Huxley's favorite menu, because lots of fries and happy owners mean he usually gets a couple of fries himself. This restaurant has just moved (if we've gotten it right) to the Mission; we don't know yet if it'll still be on this list.
BoneBoneBone Park Chalet (behind Beach Chalet, on the Great Highway at JFK Drive). Three bones for abundant outdoor seating, heat lamps near every table, lots of other dogs to greet, and the brewpub beer and erratic service, both of which keep the humans from moving on too quickly. And, of course, because coming here means a long walk in Golden Gate Park or on Ocean Beach or both.

Huxley just noticed the sidewalk tables at Naan 'n' Curry on O'Farrell Street and hopes to check them out soon.

East Bay

BoneBone Barclay's (College Avenue, Rockridge). Abundant outdoor seating, a long beer list and Hux's friends Rosie and Teebone make for a perfect follow-up to some East Bay hiking.
BoneBone Sunny Side Cafe (Solano Avenue). Here's the place for brunch before or after a long hike in Tilden Park. The food is too good for Huxley to get any, but dogs and humans alike can enjoy the heaters.

Huxley's pals Teebone and Rosie have been talking up Chow in Lafayette. Hux hasn't been there yet, but is looking forward to it.

Anderson Valley

Though Huxley loved The Other Place, he doesn't think much of the Anderson Valley or the nearby Mendocino area as a culinary destination. The rest of the pack always seems to eat without him. He has hopes of visiting the Boonville Hotel restaurant some day when they're seating outside, though; the humans certainly seem to like it.

Bone The Highpockety Ox (Boonville). The former Buckhorn still has a full range of Anderson Valley Brewing Company beers and decent pub grub. The outside tables are the perfect place to rest up with a nice bowl of water after the long drive up from San Francisco.

Santa Ynez Valley

Two paws up from Huxley for this very dog-friendly area! Hot weather means lots of outside dining and high-alcohol wines that keep the rest of the pack in an easy-going mood and out of the car. Almost every area winery welcomed Huxley. This may have been where he developed his taste for corks.

Bone Cabana Cellars Wine Bar (Mission Drive at 4th Place, Solvang) An oasis of L.A. style in quaint Solvang which welcomes four-legged friends. We've heard that Cabana is under new ownership and we don't know if they're still dog-friendly, so call before coming with a canine.
BoneBoneBone Ballard Inn and Restaurant (Baseline Avenue, Ballard). Sophisticated, careful cooking, a real standout in the rustic Santa Ynez Valley. White-tablecloth seating on the porch was perfect for humans and dogs, and Huxley rolled over for the bones that came with the humans' lamb.
Bone Firestone Walker Taproom (Just off Highway 101, Buellton). There's just a table or two outside, the wind can be fierce and you're on your own for service, but it's an essential stop in the perfect location.
Bone Los Olivos Cafe and Wine Merchant (Grand Avenue, Los Olivos). From one of the comfortable outside tables at this location made famous by "Sideways" you can see and hear everything that goes on in Los Olivos while you enjoy any of the top-quality local corks available on the wine-merchant side. The cafe side has food for a simple snack with your bottle or a whole meal.
Bone Mortensen's Danish Bakery (Mission Drive at Atterdag, Solvang). There are quite a few places to eat breakfast outside in this tourist- and dog-friendly town, but Huxley settled on this one for the shady back patio and the wide selection of Danish pastry. The pastry is far too sweet for dogs (in fact Mortensen's seems to use special sugar, more tooth-achingly sweet than anything we've ever had) but they're still happy to hang out with you.
BoneBone Side Street Cafe (Alamo Pintado, Los Olivos). Chef Patrick welcomes dogs on his wide, shady front porch and the staff brings water right away. The humans are sure to come up with a cork from the exceptional list of local wines. Huxley didn't get any of Chef Patrick's excellent California cuisine, but the humans were so pleased that they gave him extra treats.


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Huxley's rating system is similar to that used in the Michelin guides:


Well worth a visit.

An establishment with outstanding qualities, head and shoulders above the rest.

The experience of a lifetime, whether measured in human or dog years.

Of course Huxley is reviewing for dogs, not for humans, so some ratings might not be what a human would expect. Reviews of some establishments, mainly those outside of San Francisco, are based on less visits than a real reviewer would make. There are a lot of places off Huxley's regular routes, in and out of S.F., that he hasn't even been to yet; if your favorite isn't listed, maybe that's why. Hey, for a dog who can't drive, Hux is doing pretty well.

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