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Huxley Beagle's Restaurant Reviews

San Francisco, the Bay Area, California

Huxley loves nothing better than eating out with his pack. His humans like every restaurant and bar on this list, but the ratings are Hux's, according to how comfortable he is and whether, if he's lucky, he gets a nibble too. Huxley's taste in wine is no less reliable for being based entirely on chewing the wine-soaked end off the cork.

San Francisco

Mission District, Noe Valley, Bernal Heights

BoneBone Atlas Cafe (20th at Alabama). The back patio of this neighborhood cafe (reached through the side door on Alabama) is full of friendly dogs, and there's a water bowl for the dogs and good draft beer for the humans.
Bone Beretta (Valencia at 23rd). The staff was happy to serve the entire pack outside when no-one else was crazy enough to brave the chill of the evening, and brought water. Otherwise there's not much here for Huxley, especially as the humans usually drink the strong stuff here and it doesn't come with corks.
BoneBone Esperpento (22nd St. at Valencia). After a period of not having outside tables, this sister restaurant to Picaro is back in Huxley's sights. The tables aren't as sheltered, but the food and the corks are just as good, and the location is a lot closer to Huxley's house, which means more visits.
Bone Farina (18th St. between Valencia & Guerrero). Though there are some interesting corks, the heaters are too high overhead to make up for the chill wind blowing down 18th Street and the food, although good, isn't the sort that the humans will share with Huxley.
BoneBone Garçon (Valencia & 22nd). This neighborhood French restaurant has several sidewalk tables and friendly staff always ready to serve you there. Though there are no heaters, partitions moderate the evening breeze. Huxley even got a lamb bone here once!
BoneBone Humphrey Slocombe (Harrison at 24th). Huxley doesn't think the novel flavors here are any more exotic than what he finds on the street every day, but he lives for the end of the cone just the same. Less spilled ice cream than Mitchell's, but more outside seating.
BoneBone Le Zinc (24th St. between Noe and Castro). Sit out front to watch the street, just like a Parisian tourist, or in back under the heat lamp. Huxley particularly likes the corks from the well-chosen list of French reds.
BoneBone The Liberties (Guerrero & 22nd). Although this Irish pub has had outside tables for a while, they only recently became able to serve beer at them. That's what was needed to make a pleasant outing for the whole pack. The second bone is for the friendly, dog-loving owner, and some special consideration that we're not at liberty to discuss in detail.
BoneBone Mitchell's Ice Cream (San Jose Avenue at 29th St.). Nothing is better than a visit to San Francisco's finest ice creamery, always mobbed with friendly humans and dogs, a chance to slurp up fallen ice cream off the sidewalk while the humans relax on the benches outside, and, if Huxley is lucky, the end of a cone.
Bone Noe's Bar (24th St. at Church St.). Just what you need after a hike to Las Papas: a couple of tables with umbrellas, draft beer, and all of Noe Valley going by. Hux heard he could go inside; he hasn't tried yet, but if it's true another bone is sure to follow. On the other hand, we haven't dropped by since the adjacent restaurant appeared and aren't sure to whom the tables belong now.
BoneBone Phat Philly (24th St. between Bartlett and Valencia). This hopping fast-food joint would have three bones if Huxley ever got a scrap of the delicious-smelling cheesesteaks. Meanwhile, there's usually one or two left of the giant portions of fries. The kind servers even sometimes bring water when it's not too busy. The four outside tables are right out in the foot traffic and just right for greeting human and canine passers-by.
BoneBone Picaro (16th St. between Valencia & Guerrero). Something about this taperia makes the humans generous. Huxley has been known to get a whole cantimpalito (a snack-sized chorizo), usually when the humans get near the bottom of a bottle of Spanish red -- a delicious cork at a reasonable price. Tables are protected by a little fence and the neighborhood is always interesting to watch.
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Vino Rosso (Cortland at Anderson). There's only a bench outside, which means only glasses of wine for the humans and no corks for Huxley, but the water bowl is very welcome after hiking around Bernal Heights and there are always friendly human and canine passers-by. Other humans have been seen eating outside as well as drinking, so this place's star is on the rise.
BoneBone Xanath (Valencia at Liberty). No doubt Huxley appreciates the difference between the several different kinds of vanilla at the Mission's newest and most exotic ice creamery, but he also keeps coming back for the good location, the handy benches and the big bucket of water provided for dogs. And did we mention that he might get the end of a cone?


North of Market: Financial District, North Beach, Union Square, Tenderloin, Polk Gulch

BoneBone A La Turca (Geary St. at Larkin). Delicious Turkish food at reasonable prices for the humans, water for Huxley, and sidewalk seating in a neighborhood where it's rare.
BoneBone B44, Belden Taverna, Brindisi, Cafe Bastille, Plouf (Belden Place). All of the many restaurants on Belden Place have covered outdoor seating and heaters. Huxley usually sits at one of the tables farthest from the restaurants (and the heaters) where there's more room to sniff around. Two bones for the reliability of all these restaurants as a group; one of them is bound to be open at almost any time. Cafe Bastille has been open for weekend lunches when the others were not. The humans like the tapas at B44 and the mussels at Plouf best, but Huxley is most interested in Cafe Bastille's aromatic andouillette.
BoneBoneBone Cafe Claude (Claude Lane). Huxley will never forget his first visit to this outpost of traditional French cooking, when a kind waiter treated him to the remains of someone's charcuterie plate, boiled chicken left over from making stock, extra hamburger from a steak tartare, and even a lick of the steak tartare mixing bowl. The humans were so jealous. Excellent corks as well.
Bone Emporio Rulli (Union Square). During Huxley's stay downtown in 2006, this was the place to enjoy an early continental breakfast and watch Union Square wake up.
BoneBone Giordano Bros. (Columbus at Broadway). The outside tables here aren't quite as comfy as at SF Brewing Company, but the fries that regularly fall out of the overstuffed sandwiches more than make up for it.
BoneBoneBone Gitane (Claude Lane). This new hot spot from the Cafe Claude people is a must-visit for dogs, with an awning, heat lamps and water brought out right away. Bones from the humans' pork ribs made it a three-star visit.
BoneBone The Grubstake (Pine at Polk). This Portuguese diner has a covered porch to relax on and water for thirsty dogs, and vinho verde for breakfast means happy humans might give Huxley a little piece of bacalao.
Bone Honey Honey (Post & Taylor, formerly The Crepe House). What's not to like about breakfast with a cheery tiki god?
BoneBone Irish Bank (Mark Lane, near Grant & Bush). Convenient to Union Square and open all afternoon. There is endless outside space, much of it protected by awnings. Huxley has sometimes sat in a puddle here, but has forgiven all since that time the waitress dropped an entire platter of fries.
Bone Leland Tea Company (Bush near Polk). Huxley much prefers the humans to join him at the single outside table than to keep an eye on him from one of the inside tables by the window. Not much here for Hux, but if it keeps the humans going, that means a longer walk for him.
Bone Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store (Washington Square). Hux has never actually had one of Mario's meatball sandwiches, but the smell keeps him coming back just in case. The outside service is a little slow, but that's just perfect for relaxing and enjoying this interesting corner location with lots of people and dogs to greet as they walk past.
BoneBone San Francisco Brewing Company (Columbus at Pacific). Closed! The humans seemed to think better of the beer than the food here, but there was no better place for a dog, or a human, to watch the world go by than one of the tables tucked in around the main entrance. The new bar planned for the location intends to open in January; we'll be watching anxiously to see if they keep those tables.
BoneBone Wine (Embarcadero Two). Hux prizes this place not for the corks -- the humans tend to have glasses here, not bottles -- but for actually having been allowed inside a couple of times before there was sidewalk seating. Now there is, and it's perfect for a snort or three as early as ten and as late as midnight.


South of Market

BoneBone The Butler and the Chef (South Park). Hux fits right in with the strict French ambiance. The kindly chef, who's been known to bring out a dog treat, and all of the other dogs visiting the park made this his favorite lunch stop back when he worked in this neighborhood.
BoneBone South Park Cafe (South Park). The nicest place Huxley knows of to watch humans eat dinner South of Market. It's not far from his old office, there are dogs in the park in the evening, too, and he usually gets a cork.
Bone Zebulon (Natoma near 2nd St.). That guy at the other end of the leash sometimes seems awfully relaxed here for a weekday lunch. Yes, there's beer as well as sandwiches. There's not really much here to interest Huxley, but it's a welcome oasis in this neighborhood.


Around town

BoneBone Betelnut (Cow Hollow). Three words: logo water bowl. Plenty of outside tables and heaters, too. We usually get here by walking from home, which means a long sit with a beer or two.
Bone Liverpool Lil's (Cow Hollow). This pub has a dog at every sidewalk table and good fries, but our neighbors kept their dog so nervous and worked up that Huxley understood why we sometimes make fun of the Marina.
BoneBone Sociale (Presidio Heights). San Francisco's most charming patio, heaters that can handle the foggiest night, and an excellent and unusual selection of corks.
Bone Tango Gelato (On Fillmore in Pacific Heights). A refreshing stop in a mostly unfamiliar neighborhood, with a couple of little outside tables and maybe the end of a cone.
BoneBoneBone Park Chalet (behind Beach Chalet, on the Great Highway at JFK Drive). Three bones for abundant outdoor seating, heat lamps near every table, lots of other dogs to greet, and the brewpub beer and erratic service, both of which keep the humans from moving on too quickly. And, of course, because coming here means a long walk in Golden Gate Park or on Ocean Beach or both.
Bone Ziryab (Divisadero between Fell and Hayes). This Mediterranean place has crowded but plentiful outdoor seating in a front patio set back from the bustle of Divisadero. They're open all day on weekends, making them a handy stop in this neighborhood. Huxley didn't get any of the excellent shawarma, but he did get a few of the very good fries.

Huxley just noticed the sidewalk tables at Naan 'n' Curry on O'Farrell Street and hopes to check them out soon. He's also noticed all of the outside tables in Hayes Valley and on Polk Street in Russian Hill and wishes his humans went to those neighborhoods more often.

East Bay

BoneBone Barclay's (College Avenue, Rockridge). Abundant outdoor seating, a long beer list and Hux's friends Rosie and Teebone make for a perfect follow-up to some East Bay hiking.
BoneBone Sunny Side Cafe (Solano Avenue). Here's the place for brunch before or after a long hike in Tilden Park. The food is too good for Huxley to get any, but dogs and humans alike can enjoy the heaters.
BoneBoneBone Wat Mongkolratanaram (Russell near Martin Luther King Jr.). No water, few other dogs, and only a concrete slab to lie on, but Huxley comes here again and again for stray beef balls. Once he got a whole containerful of khanom krog that someone dropped.

Huxley's pals Teebone and Rosie have been talking up Chow in Lafayette. Hux hasn't been there yet, but is looking forward to it.

Anderson Valley

Though Huxley loves The Other Place, he doesn't think much of the Anderson Valley or the nearby Mendocino area as a culinary destination. The rest of the pack always seems to eat without him. He has hopes of visiting the Boonville Hotel restaurant some day when they're seating outside, though; the humans certainly seem to like it.

Bone Anderson Valley Brewing Company (Boonville). Hux doesn't like beer himself, and there's nothing else here. But he's allowed inside, and the excellent beer makes the humans so happy Hux can make a full meal on treats.
Bone The Highpockety Ox (Boonville). The former Buckhorn still has a full range of Anderson Valley Brewing Company beers and decent pub grub. The outside tables are the perfect place to rest up with a nice bowl of water after the long drive up from San Francisco.

Santa Ynez Valley

Two paws up from Huxley for this very dog-friendly area! Hot weather means lots of outside dining and high-alcohol wines that keep the rest of the pack in an easy-going mood and out of the car. Almost every area winery welcomed Huxley. This may have been where he developed his taste for corks.

Bone Cabana Cellars Wine Bar (Mission Drive at 4th Place, Solvang) An oasis of L.A. style in quaint Solvang which welcomes four-legged friends. We've heard that Cabana is under new ownership and we don't know if they're still dog-friendly, so call before coming with a canine.
BoneBoneBone Ballard Inn and Restaurant (Baseline Avenue, Ballard). Sophisticated, careful cooking, a real standout in the rustic Santa Ynez Valley. White-tablecloth seating on the porch was perfect for humans and dogs, and Huxley rolled over for the bones that came with the humans' lamb.
Bone Firestone Walker Taproom (Just off Highway 101, Buellton). There's just a table or two outside, the wind can be fierce and you're on your own for service, but it's an essential stop in the perfect location.
Bone Los Olivos Cafe and Wine Merchant (Grand Avenue, Los Olivos). From one of the comfortable outside tables at this location made famous by "Sideways" you can see and hear everything that goes on in Los Olivos while you enjoy any of the top-quality local corks available on the wine-merchant side. The cafe side has food for a simple snack with your bottle or a whole meal.
Bone Mortensen's Danish Bakery (Mission Drive at Atterdag, Solvang). There are quite a few places to eat breakfast outside in this tourist- and dog-friendly town, but Huxley settled on this one for the shady back patio and the wide selection of Danish pastry. The pastry is far too sweet for dogs (in fact Mortensen's seems to use special sugar, more tooth-achingly sweet than anything we've ever had) but they're still happy to hang out with you.
BoneBone Side Street Cafe (Alamo Pintado, Los Olivos). Chef Patrick welcomes dogs on his wide, shady front porch and the staff brings water right away. The humans are sure to come up with a cork from the exceptional list of local wines. Huxley didn't get any of Chef Patrick's excellent California cuisine, but the humans were so pleased that they gave him extra treats.


This page is updated whenever Huxley gets wind of something new. Got a suggestion? Write Huxley, huxley at eagerbeagle dot com, and let him know.

Huxley's rating system is similar to that used in the Michelin guides:


Well worth a visit.

An establishment with outstanding qualities, head and shoulders above the rest.

The experience of a lifetime, whether measured in human or dog years.

Of course Huxley is reviewing for dogs, not for humans, so some ratings might not be what a human would expect. Reviews of some establishments, mainly those outside of San Francisco, are based on less visits than a real reviewer would make. There are a lot of places off Huxley's regular routes, in and out of S.F., that he hasn't even been to yet; if your favorite isn't listed, maybe that's why. Hey, for a dog who can't drive, Hux is doing pretty well.

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